summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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