i think my mom watched the whole time
Welp...herpes.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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