It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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