Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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