But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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