Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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