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My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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