just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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