wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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