i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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