Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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