IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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