I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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