Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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