Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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