Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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