ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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