Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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