i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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