but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm too high and old for this...
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