Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
