Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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