So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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