I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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