Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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