He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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