check it out our google latitudes are spooning
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He did a backflip because drugs
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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