all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Enjoy the penises
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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