But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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