I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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