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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY

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  handstands? WTF?

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  she was a gymnast

  (614): View more from Ohio

   go to hell.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes

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• (512): View more from Texas

  OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  She looks like a junkie muppet...awful

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?

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  Employee of the year! :)

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out

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  He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.

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