Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me

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(989): View more from Michigan

We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.

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(251): View more from Alabama

how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?

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(812): View more from Indiana

Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him

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(253): View more from Washington

Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....

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(352): View more from Florida

quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week

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