I CAN MOONWALK!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same