Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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im holly from the hills drunk
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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