whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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