Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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