Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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