you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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