I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize