He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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