Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
this is an emotional support booty call
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