just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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