my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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