i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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