theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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