I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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