I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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