I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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