On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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