rhymes with "ouble enetration"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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