Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix