RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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