I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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