were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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