Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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