oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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