I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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